Happy New Year!
This is going to be the lamest post in history.
I have about 3287324 families but I'm currently playing the Stanwoods, who are by far my most favorite family. Love love love.
Basically when you have a male & female Sim in the same house, you get them to like each other. Alot. So there's quite alot of kissy kissy action around.
Alastair shows impeccable talent at eating Eustacia's face.
Oh baby.
Conversing over cous cous.
And a random shot of part of the first floor.
Harvesting the money plant.
Omg guys, they have Iron Chef on Sim tellie!
K so Eustacia intially worked as a Dish Washer and then got promoted to Drive Through Clerk. She has the cutest uniform EVAR.
Alastair has this annoying habit of slouching when he doesn't have anything to do. He never, ever listens to me. I would hate him so bad, but he's too good-looking for that sort of thing.
I love this picture. She sat down with her pancakes and looked up like she was going "So, now what?" Ha, bitch is totally my whore.
'Primpin.
Alastair decides to pop the question in the kitchen because of the exceedingly romantic atmosphere, and Eustacia's pretty psyched.
Then they had a wedding party.
OooOOOooOOOO.
They get into a limo and ride off. They don't make it back in time for Eustacia to go to work, so the boss calls and gives her a shit. I made her quit. Hells yeah.
I made them spend alot of time together in bed, and... POW.
Preggers.
Conversing over pancakes.
LABOUR! Haha, I love how Alastair's all "ZZZZzzzzz" on the bed like he don't care.
Gross.
Eustacia makes a TV dinner and ends up burning it. She freaks out.
She decided to listen to me and extinguish the fire. The male maid takes it upon himself to stand by & freak out.
She gets a little depressed by her burnt dinner...
... but whatevs, I made her eat it anyway.
Colette (baby girl) grew into a toddler and gets potty training lessons from Mom. I'm not digging the hair, and I suppose it would be endearing if you're into the whole medieval monk thing, but no. Just... no.
This is not buttsecks. I know it looks like it but it's just Eustacia getting into the bathtub, the male maid walking into the bathroom and freaking out. I think he freaks out better than he cleans.
And yeah, I play it with the censor off & with anatomically correct skins installed. Because I am cooler than your daddy.
Obviously preggers.
Alastair used the SimVac (it sucks skills out of other people and transfers onto your Sim) on the gardener. Their relationship after that read -10.
Colette got her Daddy's eyes.
Bacon & eggs made by a pregnant lady in her underthings... ooooh sign me up for breakfast!
So it was Colette's birthday and they had a little party.
Yay.
Anyway, I couldn't stand the way Colette looked so I gave her a little makeover.
I did a pretty great job because now she looks like a man.
Conversing over vegetable soup.
I love this shot so much. Colette ran all the way from the 3rd floor to greet Daddy when he came home.
Fin.
If you don't want to humour my Sim obsession (how mean!), er... happy new year. I go back to school tomorrow (Jan. 3) which equals the start to a new school year, and dear God how I much I dread it. Uniform checks, hair checks (they check it for hairdye), boring start-of-year talks & useless courses? It's the least stressful time of the school year, but it sounds dreadful right about now. I'd rather stay at home & play The Sims till I go blind in one eye.
I probably sound like those pale, emaciated kids with thick glasses who stay at home all day playing Call of Duty with their mouth open. What have I become?!?!!
I have about 3287324 families but I'm currently playing the Stanwoods, who are by far my most favorite family. Love love love.
Basically when you have a male & female Sim in the same house, you get them to like each other. Alot. So there's quite alot of kissy kissy action around.
Alastair shows impeccable talent at eating Eustacia's face.
Oh baby.
Conversing over cous cous.
And a random shot of part of the first floor.
Harvesting the money plant.
Omg guys, they have Iron Chef on Sim tellie!
K so Eustacia intially worked as a Dish Washer and then got promoted to Drive Through Clerk. She has the cutest uniform EVAR.
Alastair has this annoying habit of slouching when he doesn't have anything to do. He never, ever listens to me. I would hate him so bad, but he's too good-looking for that sort of thing.
I love this picture. She sat down with her pancakes and looked up like she was going "So, now what?" Ha, bitch is totally my whore.
'Primpin.
Alastair decides to pop the question in the kitchen because of the exceedingly romantic atmosphere, and Eustacia's pretty psyched.
Then they had a wedding party.
OooOOOooOOOO.
They get into a limo and ride off. They don't make it back in time for Eustacia to go to work, so the boss calls and gives her a shit. I made her quit. Hells yeah.
I made them spend alot of time together in bed, and... POW.
Preggers.
Conversing over pancakes.
LABOUR! Haha, I love how Alastair's all "ZZZZzzzzz" on the bed like he don't care.
Gross.
Eustacia makes a TV dinner and ends up burning it. She freaks out.
She decided to listen to me and extinguish the fire. The male maid takes it upon himself to stand by & freak out.
She gets a little depressed by her burnt dinner...
... but whatevs, I made her eat it anyway.
Colette (baby girl) grew into a toddler and gets potty training lessons from Mom. I'm not digging the hair, and I suppose it would be endearing if you're into the whole medieval monk thing, but no. Just... no.
This is not buttsecks. I know it looks like it but it's just Eustacia getting into the bathtub, the male maid walking into the bathroom and freaking out. I think he freaks out better than he cleans.
And yeah, I play it with the censor off & with anatomically correct skins installed. Because I am cooler than your daddy.
Obviously preggers.
Alastair used the SimVac (it sucks skills out of other people and transfers onto your Sim) on the gardener. Their relationship after that read -10.
Colette got her Daddy's eyes.
Bacon & eggs made by a pregnant lady in her underthings... ooooh sign me up for breakfast!
So it was Colette's birthday and they had a little party.
Yay.
Anyway, I couldn't stand the way Colette looked so I gave her a little makeover.
I did a pretty great job because now she looks like a man.
Conversing over vegetable soup.
I love this shot so much. Colette ran all the way from the 3rd floor to greet Daddy when he came home.
Fin.
If you don't want to humour my Sim obsession (how mean!), er... happy new year. I go back to school tomorrow (Jan. 3) which equals the start to a new school year, and dear God how I much I dread it. Uniform checks, hair checks (they check it for hairdye), boring start-of-year talks & useless courses? It's the least stressful time of the school year, but it sounds dreadful right about now. I'd rather stay at home & play The Sims till I go blind in one eye.
I probably sound like those pale, emaciated kids with thick glasses who stay at home all day playing Call of Duty with their mouth open. What have I become?!?!!