So I thought "Hey! It's time for me to get my groove on and make a post that doesn't consist of one-liners and abrupt ends!" And here we are ( Read more... )

Shopkeeper raving about "complimentary" gift.

Shopkeeper: AND LOOK, YOU CAN DO SO MANY THINGZ WITH IT... -
Alisha (loudly): Yah. Like throw it away.

Omg. I LOLed so hard.

"There!" said several voices. "It isn't an animal at all. It's not alive."
"I tell you, it is an animal," said the Bulldog. "Smell it for yourself ( Read more... )

I have officially entered POATW status. Full time ( Read more... )

It seems the world is revolving around Harry Potter. I can imagine how much that sucks if you're not a Potterhead ( Read more... )

I realised how much I don't update this. It's not like I have a really interesting life... I'm just lazy ( Read more... )

I was in the lift the other day & this woman came in. We were going down a couple of floors and she turned and looked at me... and then sniffed her armpits. Like BLATANTLY sniffed her armpits ( Read more... )

I slept at 630. AM. As in... in the morning. & then I woke up at 11am ( Read more... )

Today I went to the mall and I bought a coloring book because my brother bought a computer game ( Read more... )

I am so sick of exams right now. Today is the second last day of exams and three science related papers just screwed my fucking head inside out. I'm so sick of studying, so sick of memorising all this worthless shit and so sick trying to understand complex theories that are pointless... at least to me ( Read more... )