Three exams down.  Three to go.  One, if you don't count Classics - which I'm swapping out of  - and Politics.  Unfortunately, the study means I won't be able to see my friends outside school as much as I would like.  But on the bright side, exams end on Thursday ( Read more... )

Ow fucking ow.

Hung out in the city today with Lia and Jonathan.  For some reason I was incredibly tired - I spent about an hour and a half slumped on a seat in Melbourne Central with Lia.  Which, as you've probably seen from the photos, was quite enjoyable ;D ( Read more... )

GAT.  Jonathan.  Lia.

The End.

Guys, it was a joke.  Me and Lia are still together.  It was a perverse fantasy concocted out of boredom and a tendency towards mind-fuckery.

Also, it pains me to say this, but the posts I have been making about midgets lately have no ulterior meaning.  They're just random shit about midgets.  Sorry.

More when I have the time and the inclination.

Okay, a lemming.  A lemming sitting on a cliff.  Dangling his toes off the edge, gazing at the razorblade-sharp rocks below.  The surf banging its white, floury head against all that is sin.  All that is sad and broken.

Leaving the way open to--

Cleanness.  And eventually, godliness!  Wouldn't that be nice?

In the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.

*glows*

Amazing.  It's like a Viking raped his way through a shop selling priceless antiques and somehow managed to repair them in the slipstream wake of his mighty broadsword due to the swirling air currents.

Seriously.

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Fuck the Internet.

Ergh, exams and homework getting on top of me.  It's the slacking off coming back to bite me in the ass :P ( Read more... )

So, I look out of the telescope and there's this fucking midget on the roof of the tower three blocks away.

I mean, what do you do in a situation like that?