3:10 and MadTV just did one of their award show bits and I'm looking at the carpet and see this guy and I'm all "...hey that's Amir from Orgy...or is it?..." and then they're all "hey look it's Orgy!" And I'm all "OMG Jay Gordon." and then they're all "omg I just puked on Orgy!" and then Orgy was all "...::walks away ( Read more... )

The more I think about it the more I love life.
The more I think about it the less worried I get.
The more I think about it the more I love to sleep.
And the more I think about it the more I hate boys.
"Some how my heart got lost on the way to my head, and my brain cells are dead, and the craziness shows."

You know what fucking sucks?

I like bright eyes, I think.......

Last night I dreamt I snorted some coke with a giant squid ( Read more... )

I meant to type this up last night, but thats ok ( Read more... )