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[moneysexual]

Ooooooi. Ooooooooooi. So I decided to get one of these livejournal accounts that 500-yen keeps going on about. Seemed kinda interesting- so I figured, why not? She also kept talkin’ about her and her needs but I kinda tuned her out after that. Tch- I need a sandwich like the burning but you don’t see me complaining about it. ..Like a girl. ....Shut

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[speedykazu]

Holy crap.

What's with the novel?

[moneysexual]

I don't even know-

I kinda got carried away and I'm fucking bored.

[speedykazu]

There are better things to do than write a novel. Like play video games.

[moneysexual]

Writing is good for the soooul and you don't GOTTA read it if it kills you inside. I can't afford those.

[letsbfriends]

What's an incubus?

[moneysexual]

That thing I posted a picture of is probably one. It's... a man who likes to molest little girls in their sleep. Only he's a ghost.

Y'know. It's a bad thing.

[letsbfriends]

It definitely sounds very bad. Is anyone trying to stop it?

[moneysexual]

Yep-

But he's too strong. And the girls want it, really.

[shirakira]

I almost mistook this for a fanfic ~

[moneysexual]

Hahahaha cause of the length, right? How original. Get in line with all the others who joked about it. There's like, 12.

[shirakira]

I'm not joking.

Apparently it’s okay to be a cheesedick shithead if you’re pretty.

And that's the cold, hard truth!

[moneysexual]

Then you're kinda stupid, aren't cha?

..... No. That's just not cool.

[iamtheshield]

Oh, I'm also in the market for new employment. Good luck to you in your search, sir. 8)

[moneysexual]

Uh, thanks, yeah.

[pinkplayer]

That's certainly an interesting fandom.

[moneysexual]

S'pretty different, I'll give it that.

[pinkplayer]

So you're supposed to be dead?

[moneysexual]

Ah-yup. But I'm not. I'm kind of undead at the moment.