HOW OBSESSED ARE YOU WITH ARASHI?
..cause this is just hilarious! :D
Signs of an incurable Arashi obsession:
1. you were baited by Jun-kun.
2. anything over 49kg is “fat”.
3. the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
4. you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you.
5. you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
6. only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
7. you’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
8. you’re envious of anyone that lives in japan.
9. every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times.
10. despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
11. the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”.
12. and then the kanji of all the members’ names.
13. when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
14. eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
15. when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
16. no matter how many times, you always cry when watchign Aiba read his letter on 24 hr TV.
17. you want a pet and his name is Momo.
18. you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
19. The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.
20. the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
21. you’ve bought a baby blue DS.
22. you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
23. you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest.
24. before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
25. one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
26. you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed.
27. no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.
28. you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
29. your friends can put names to faces.
30. when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
31. you wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive.
32. spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
33. there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner…
34. your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
35. your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
36. Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
37. December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
38. when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
39. when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus…unconsciously yea! x3
40. you’ve been jealous of animals.
41. you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
42. the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period!
43. short guys is DEFINITELY okay
44. guys with bad skin is okay too
45. guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too
46. Arashi is the best group, ever. when someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno.
47. sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
48. therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
49. Ohno should be a world-renowned artist.
50. you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
51. you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
52. sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
53. you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
54. you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
55. you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
56. when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
57. Nino should be a professional song writer.
58. the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
59. neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occassion.
60. when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.”
61. your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
62. gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
63. have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
64. when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
65. like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
66. like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
67. fancams are heaven sent.
68. you buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy.
69. you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
70. many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there.
71. you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
72. you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
73. Guys who paint their nails are okay.
74. Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
75. Watching several Japanese variety shows a wekk without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
76. You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
77. You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
78. The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
79. Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.
80. Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
81. You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun.
82. Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
59/82 = 71% obsessed
Signs of an incurable Arashi obsession:
1. you were baited by Jun-kun.
2. anything over 49kg is “fat”.
3. the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
4. you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you.
5. you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
6. only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
7. you’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
8. you’re envious of anyone that lives in japan.
9. every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times.
10. despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
11. the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”.
12. and then the kanji of all the members’ names.
13. when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
14. eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
15. when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
16. no matter how many times, you always cry when watchign Aiba read his letter on 24 hr TV.
17. you want a pet and his name is Momo.
18. you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
19. The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.
20. the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
21. you’ve bought a baby blue DS.
22. you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
23. you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest.
24. before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
25. one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
26. you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed.
27. no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.
28. you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
29. your friends can put names to faces.
30. when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
31. you wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive.
32. spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
33. there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner…
34. your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
35. your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
36. Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
37. December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
38. when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
39. when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus…unconsciously yea! x3
40. you’ve been jealous of animals.
41. you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
42. the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period!
43. short guys is DEFINITELY okay
44. guys with bad skin is okay too
45. guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too
46. Arashi is the best group, ever. when someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno.
47. sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
48. therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
49. Ohno should be a world-renowned artist.
50. you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
51. you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
52. sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
53. you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
54. you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
55. you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
56. when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
57. Nino should be a professional song writer.
58. the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
59. neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occassion.
60. when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.”
61. your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
62. gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
63. have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
64. when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
65. like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
66. like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
67. fancams are heaven sent.
68. you buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy.
69. you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
70. many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there.
71. you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
72. you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
73. Guys who paint their nails are okay.
74. Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
75. Watching several Japanese variety shows a wekk without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
76. You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
77. You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
78. The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
79. Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.
80. Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
81. You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun.
82. Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
59/82 = 71% obsessed