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[mongoose_plural]

So I was analyzing my complete lack of posting in the livejournal arena today and realized that I'm actually sort of embarassed of talking about my life and all its menial little problems. I guess because things are so fucking awesome that I feel like I should have nothing to complain about. And it all boils down to my stupid, AIDS-resembling

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[lizcostumes]

Oh man, so much to say. First off, Jeremy has been playing Civ 3 since he was 10 years old, so I think you need to smack him over the head and tell him to give up because he's never going to win. Also, that's ridiculous about West Nile; but lets be positive, ok? In 5 years, you'll be like 100% better. 5 years ain't so bad. That's like... less than 2000 days away. And maybe if you're really good and don't cause any trouble, you can go on virus parole and get out early on good behavior. :) Also, have I mentioned yet that I want you to be *my* girlfriend so you'd cook for me? I mean, here I am eating melted M&Ms and those god damn chocolate protein shakes, when I could be eating squash blossoms and dishwasher-safe-cooking. I really must've drawn the short straw on food-luck. I went so far, today, as to try to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for being able to chew on something. Anything. Anything crunchy. Like celery. Or a rotting piece of stinky cheese. Or puppy chow... Oh man, so crunchy...

[mongoose_plural]

you could take puppy chow and put it in a blender...

here, like a loving a dutiful girlfriend, I came up with something delicious for you:
take about a cup of heavy whipping cream and whip it up in a blender. add a pint of vanilla ice cream, 1/4 cup sugar, a pint+ of strawberries, and 1/4 grand marnier (orange liqueur). Blend until edible without chewing. Eat happily. beats stinky cheese.

At least jeremy asked me if I wanted his city named after me.

[lizcostumes]

Sounds delish minus the grand marnier ;)

So did he call it Sloth City or Koala Lampur? lmao

[mongoose_plural]

the Metropolis of Nurzle.