on a lighter note

[monitress]

i have this theory that people have a limited amount of hearts, sort like the whole "cats have nine lives" thing. so you can't go around using them up on unimportant things, or you'll run out before something comes along that you need one (or a few) for.

unfortunately, last saturday paoul broke all of my hearts by refusing to rent dolemite with

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[discoheart]

i'm a fan of your theory. on last new year's eve i decided to live my life like that and it's hard to explain because no one has ever put it into words before. that's great.

[monitress]

thanks. the second paragraph was a joke, but i am completely serious about the first. it's nice that someone gets what i'm talking about.

[aerospace]

to get more hearts, all you have to do is battle some creeps in front of others on a stage, and when they fall down, they often release some hearts.

--this helpful note taken from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.

-you can also get flower power this way.

seriously, defeating bad guys always makes me feel better. ESPECIALLY when a crowd gets to see you do it.

[monitress]

shit alexa, you KNOW i already have flower power.

[madmadammim]

OMG, D! I will totally rent that movie with you, and then we can also rent Les Bi(t)ches together and we (along with Skeletor) will be the masters of the universe! Also, you me and Liya are totally already an all-girl kung-fu army!!!

[monitress]

omg, dolemite and les bitches double-header, i may not have lost all of my hearts after all!! let's make plans during all-girl kung fu army practice.