[There's a lot of things Key-Fu could be doing-building a fire, gathering supplies for the household, something useful-but he hasn't. In fact, he's been a scarce sight at home. Just what is he up to?]
[ACTION (Anywhere in Mayfield, Evening/Afternoon, OPEN TO ALL)]
[What are you up to, Mayfield? Hanging out at the park near the Christmas tree?
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[She looks at the grinning plumber, who is not even properly attired.]
At least wear a coat before you go diving in the snow.
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[Though from the looks of it, he does not.]
The power and water are both out. You will need proper food and shelter to survive for what might be a month.
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The hell're ya doin' in there?
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Goodness! A chromatic clone confronts me!
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...What'd you call me?
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You are the depressed doppelganger of the red hot chili pepper!
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What the fuck.
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You tarnish my name with a patina of slander! There has been no such intercourse with nature's icing!
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[She tries to hold it in. She really does.]
Heheheh... Hahahahahahah! What the hell, man?!
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[Another eruption of snow! As the flurries settle, Key-Fu is now standing waist-high in the snowbank, sporting a heroic-looking martial arts kata!]
I, the Monk of Key-Fu, am not the paradigm of perdition, but the purveyor of pleasantness!
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