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[monkapotamoose]

when i was little, maybe like 7, i hung out with some new kid who lived next to my bus stop and at his house i had kool aid for the first time. when i didnt know what it was,his mom made some joke about how grrrr arrrrr its poisonnn(looking back it was kind of an adorably dumb mom joke). and we laughed and drank up, but i really didnt like whatever

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[punkguyrocker]

Clearly what happened is as follows:

1. That kid is dead now (obviously).
2. His mom was a crazy cult leader.
3. You are the messiah of said crazy cult; therefore, that poison had no effect on you.
4. The cult's tenets are as such: Fuck you, you fat piece of shit.
5. This is the first time I've been on LJ in pretty much forever.