1. I wake up craving cinnamon rolls, and resolve to get in my car and go get some ( Read more... )

So, I got really drunk and high on Friday...we started off the weekend with some jaeger bombs and joints, and then went to Buffalo Wild Wings where I ate two dozen of the Blazin' wings in 2 minutes and got a free shirt. It was an extra small, though. I wanted an extra-extra small. Oh well, I'll use it as a nightshirt ( Read more... )

I'm tired of being told how much responsibility I have to lead people and do great things for my fucked up country.

I just wanna go home, recite Shakespeare for a little money and, for what that doesn't cover, make salads and free trade organic coffee for hippies.

The Air Force is a host of screwballs ( Read more... )

Just got the haircut of my dreams.

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I was so bored to death in my maintenance fundamentals class, I started doodling and writing stories about my traveling ostrich again. Instead of studying for my final test last night, I actually created a blog for her! Please visit ( Read more... )

Scenario: You're taking a class on conventional missiles, ICBMs, nukes in general, the structure fo the DoD and US Air Force in general, and during 10-minute breaks your instructor shows dumb videos he downloaded off of the internet of people performing ridiculous stunts and hurting themselves, pictures of bloody car accidents caused by chickens, ( Read more... )

One of Texas' most charming citizens, the mutant cricket roach:


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Never, ever attend an outdoor performance of The Scottish Play, unless you want to get drenched in a thunderstorm which rains it out before the end of the first act. Honestly, those Wyomingites were asking for it...don't they know anything about theater superstitions? But I was happy as a clam.

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I'm feeling much better now. Wyoming isn't so bad. Well, it is, but I've learned to ignore it. It's fun being resourceful. Actually, I'm really starting to like and respect myself a lot more ( Read more... )