Alright, but you owe me one...

[monkey_brains]

As per the request of the equitable plum-child, I have to decided to update on my life. From here, you can choose to read, or move on, either way, my conscience is clear

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[xblueskysfadex]

Heard about Rob's dad? I'm sure you did, it's ashame, but we saw it coming. Companionship is nice, but work, and not something that should be stressed over just b/c you don't have one. It is NOT better to have love and lost, it IS better to not have loved @ all. I mean the mutual love, not just infatuation, the shit that turns great lovers into great enemies. The thing that determines a good portion of your time, effort, and life, that consumes both of you, that makes both of you either love or hate, cure or pain. Just wait until the right girl comes along. The fact that you do care(or that you show that you do) is what is your downfall(and what has been mine lately). I've been lacking HARDCORE in my game lately and it is b/c I care too much now. Things need to fall into place. Don't try dude, just be. You can be smooth, you just need to keep it cool, and try not to chase. If you see a girl looking, look @ her and smile, if she smiles back, then that is one that you should approach. Make yourself seem smooth and

[monkey_brains]

Or I could just cut my dick off!!!!! I'll shake it around and yell, "Try ruining my life now you fucking cocksucker!! (because just imagining a penis with a penis in it's [his? can a penis be female? I don't think so] mouth is funny, think about it)

[xblueskysfadex]

I'm confused, but anything that involves sharp objects near penises(plural?) or penal mutilation or potential penal harm does NOT sound like a good idea. And no a penis cannot be female unless you're a fag, then maybe it could be female or may as well be and probably should be castrated. End result = BAD idea. Put that thing to use, it's time will cum(pun intended).

[monkey_brains]

i think the plural is peni... eh? dunno. (pun ignored) that one's too easy matt, you're better than that I know you are.

[raefromjersey]

in other news, I still have acne.

[monkey_brains]

yeah actually, i've got this massive shiner on my forehead that won't go away. it seems also that my hand homes in on it everytime it's near my head, cause i can't stop hitting it.

[whyioutta]

my brother and i were jaming out to your cd a couple days ago. its was excellent. dude... i had NO idea you could play the piano. we should be piano buddies.

you were magnificant!

[monkey_brains]

sorry babe, i didn't play the piano, just wrote it. Reason 2.5 played all the piano. Most of my stuff starts as simple stuff i play on the keyboard, but by the time it gets to reason finished, i'd be lucky to play it with three hands.... : )