There was lots of death today.
Socrates tried to molt, and I guess it was just too much for him. Rumor has it he's to be replaced by a gecko. Cuz that's what we need.
Then, this afternoon, I was sitting at my desk and heard an accident outside on Abbott. A deer ran into a car. I looked outside just in time to watch the poor thing die.

St. Patrick's Day...is one great fucking holiday!
And I'm so fucking tired.

I got a new phone today. Same model though. I've been getting extremely shitty service for the past week, so I finally went into the store. They replaced my SIM card, and said if that didn't work to come back and they'd give me a new phone. It didn't, I did, and they did.

Quick summary of my night:
1. Cops came to Snyder Hall
2. I fell asleep at work and overslept 20 minutes
3. There's no parking spots, so the resident manager (after not answering the phone that's supposed to be 24/7 until I called twice) told me to park practically in the middle of the fucking road.

If there's something more fun than dumping a 30 gallon fish tank out off of a 3rd story balcony at 7:45 on a Sunday morning in 16 degree weather, I don't want to know what it is.

Hmm...disturbing

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I want these.

"If my daughter were a lesbian, I'd look at her and say, 'That is a relationship that is based on selfish hedonism.' I would also tell my daughter that it's a sin and she needs to pray to the Lord God to help her deal with that sin." - Alan Keyes, on his disapproval of Dick Cheny being such a liberal pinko commie that he didn't get his gay daughter ( Read more... )

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
- RIP Hunter S. Thompson

Does anybody want a gmail account? I have 50 invites.