your dog has had enough cheese
I found the funnist song ever.
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!
Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.
Ro-tate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss.....and when!
Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."
Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.
GIVE UP!
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
I ate at birke street pizza for dindin and guess who was there?
Thats right people, Kristy! Heh. I love burke street. <3
I keep teling myself to cal Alex, but I keep forgetting. I havent talked to him in so long.
Sence like the last day of school last year. Thats seems like so long ago now.
Haha, my week has being going so slowly. It sucks.
I cant go to the Mini Muffin Mafia bridge party because of my fuking English exam. Oh well, i'm sure lil clo-clo will have more of them. Which reminds me, I saw one of those dude from lil clo-clo's video of the last bridge party. Haha I was sitting there eating pizza and he skateboarded by. Made me laugh for some reason.
Heh.
Ive also been redoing my door. Its mostly got like song lyrics and funny shit from monty python ad stuff like that. Its cool. =)
Now im going to go download funny songs from the internet and burn a cd for laughs.
peace my homes. <3
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!
Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.
Ro-tate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss.....and when!
Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."
Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.
GIVE UP!
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
I ate at birke street pizza for dindin and guess who was there?
Thats right people, Kristy! Heh. I love burke street. <3
I keep teling myself to cal Alex, but I keep forgetting. I havent talked to him in so long.
Sence like the last day of school last year. Thats seems like so long ago now.
Haha, my week has being going so slowly. It sucks.
I cant go to the Mini Muffin Mafia bridge party because of my fuking English exam. Oh well, i'm sure lil clo-clo will have more of them. Which reminds me, I saw one of those dude from lil clo-clo's video of the last bridge party. Haha I was sitting there eating pizza and he skateboarded by. Made me laugh for some reason.
Heh.
Ive also been redoing my door. Its mostly got like song lyrics and funny shit from monty python ad stuff like that. Its cool. =)
Now im going to go download funny songs from the internet and burn a cd for laughs.
peace my homes. <3