Oh, hello LJ.

[monkey_matt]

I know, I know, it's been a long time.

No, honest, I hadn't forgotten you were there.

Oh, for goodness sake, it's only been nine weeks.

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were all lonely and lost feeling.

Look, here's a picture of a baby panda, will that help?

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[primavera]

I dunno, that's a pretty small picture.

[monkey_matt]

Well... it's a pretty small update...

[sigh]

Something deep down is telling me that if I'm prepared to neglect my LJ to that extent, I shouldn't be allowed to keep pets...

[deadskie13]

Can we fly a kite at the park? Because that could very well be the deciding factor. XD

::hee:: I'm so very happy and very glad at the prospects of your immediate future and all future to come. I imagine you and your wife will be perfectly wonderful parents in every sense of the word. And so congratulations!

[monkey_matt]

I've got a folding kite. Sounds wonky, I know, but it's reaaaaaally good. It's like one of these inside-out shoulder-bag turns-into-waterproof-coat things, so that you kind of shoogle it into a pocket and all its wings disappear until you're ready to unfold it and unleash into the wind.

BASICALLY, if I were a ninja, or batman, or an Imperial Stormtrooper or something, it's the kite I'd use because it would fit neatly into a pouch on my kit belt. In fact, I'm willing to bet that's what's in those boxes around Stormtrooper's belts - kites and ping pong balls and elastic bands and tiny mini rubber chickens. That's what I'd have, for sure.

And thanks, of course, for the congratulations - I shall pass these on to herself, and herbump. Which will probably just kick me inna head, 'cos that's what it does, mostly.