i shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

[monkey_vs_robot]

I got a new job finally! I'll be working as an investigations officer in fisheries victoria. So all you abalone poachers out there beware, i WILL find you and lay the smack down. So in a few weeks i'll be back to working NORMAL hours again, none of this permanent arvo 3-11pm shite. Its all about 9-5 flexi time baby! And it will be a nice little

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[burgatronics]

props to anita

[amargosa]

Go down to Flinders, and you'll make a mint. I went snorkelling there recently and there's hundreds of abalone shells around the base of the pier.

To paraphrase Sam Gerard: "Your fugitive's name is a bunch of Vietnamese migrants. Go get him!"

[lucasdanerd]

hoorah! god damn china town is going to be fearing you. you will be like leeroy brown, the baddest man in the god damn town

[emodave]

Awesome.
Can I borrow some Johnny Cash CDs from you?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

you make a brother proud!!

[anonymous]

p.s. i am not your brother.