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[monkeybumface]

I've just watched half an hour of Hudson Hawk and now I feel dirty as FUCK.

My penis-drawing abilities on Draw Something are improving.

One of my spam emails the other day was from "Robert Redford". He offered me the chance to witness his nephew wearing women's underwear.

I'm still here and you haven't shown up yet.

Comments

[alittletired]

I'm an excellent judge of a well drawn penis. Let's see them.

[monkeybumface]

http://pardonmypeen.tumblr.com/

I'm only slightly proud of these.

[alittletired]

Tennis, Meganfox and Kwanzaa are particularly impressive! I'm mildly disturbed by hook. Altogether, very creative Mr Ed.

[biancaciao]

i am here now. where the fuck are you?

[monkeybumface]

Well a lot of things can change in two years, you know. Except me. I'm Grandfather Time. I'm watching the World Cup and drinking tea and wondering what's wrong with people.