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[monkeyfunk]

An interview given by ramblingwebgirl

1. You find $1 million dollars stuffed in a duffle bag at a park. It's late at night. Not a single soul has seen you. You can quite easily take the money and no one would ever know. You notice however that there is an identification card in the bag. You can tell the guy in the picture is a high roller and you probably need

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[monkeyfunk]

Here we are!

1. Your S.O. is away for the weekend. Your dream celebrity person's car breaks down outside your house. You invite them in and there is clearly sexual attraction on both sides. Your dream celebrity person makes a pass at you. Even though you know that there is no way of your S.O. finding out [but they would be utterly mortified if they did], would you have a wild weekend of rampant sex?

2. What qualities do you think you have inherited from your parents?

3. If you saw a piece of luggage left on the subway train, would you kick up a stink to find out who it belongs to, in case it could be a bomb?

4. What is the lamest excuse you've used when late for something?

5. Is there anyone alive that you would willingly stand in front of a bullet for?

[ramblingwebgirl]

Good answers! I didn't think you'd answer the last one, but I'm glad you did. You're clever response cracked me up!

[voreagkelos]

When you say "Stand in front of a bullet"..do you mean a moving one or one that has been placed on a table?

[monkeyfunk]

LOL... well, yea, a moving one which threatens to immediately shred your major organs has more significance. I should stipulate that in future.

[monkeyfunk]

Thank you! The analogy for the final answer came to me in a flash and really makes it look like I've spent time thinking about it. Honest, I haven't.

But yeah, guys wanna see dicks. End of.

[jec]

Michael Palin is such a bloody good answer xxxxxx

I have questions:

1. Is there anywhere you haven't been that you feel you must visit before you die? (I'm meaning places so keep it clean)
2. What would you have for your last meal? (3 courses- coffee is gratis)
3. Who is the best character in Eastenders, in your opinion?
4. Do you have any regrets thus far?
5. What car would you drive if money was no object and why?

Oh and interview me please!!

[monkeyfunk]

Working on those..!!!

Here's my 5 for you:-

1. What’s unique about you (talents, hobbies, preferences)? Make a list of 10 ways you’re different.
2. You're walking home alone at night and see three men beating up a fourth. What is your reaction?
3. You have to spend one year without one of the following, music, sports, or alcohol, which do you choose, and why?
4. Describe yourself as if someone else were describing you to a third party.
5. Have you ever lost control of your bodily functions in public?

[jec]

1. What’s unique about you (talents, hobbies, preferences)? Make a list of 10 ways you’re different.
a. High IQ. Top 1%.
b. Can play the Moonlight Sonata and Ave Maria on the piano when outrageously drunk.
c. I'm a member of the Folly Fellowship.
d. I can read Tarot and cast Chinese and Japanese astrology charts.
e. I'm not embarrassed to share that I like Right Said Fred and think Richard Fairbrass is incredibly witty. That's a lie- I'm blushing as I type.
f. It's not unique in general but it is in the circles I move in- I have my nipple pierced.
g. I have every episode of Sapphire and Steel, Inspector Morse, Brideshead Revisited and Flambards on video.
h. I always take at least one book on Fred and Rose West on holiday. Often several.
i. I can walk in 6inch heels. Unaided.
j. I really really fancy Yul Brynner.

2. You're walking home alone at night and see three men beating up a fourth. What is your reaction?Revulsion. Pity and fear for the guy being beaten. Anger at the guys doing the beating. Fear for me if I get involved. Would

[voreagkelos]

1. What’s unique about you (talents, hobbies, preferences)? Make a list of 10 ways you’re different

[verging]

Interview me?

[monkeyfunk]

Here we go...

1. Describe yourself as if someone else were describing you to a third party.
2. A local neighbour hits your car as you watch from the house. They think that noone has seen them and drive off. What is your next course of action?
3. It's Friday afternoon, your co-workers try to cajole you into going out for a drink to celebrate an obscure co-workers leaving party. What is your response?
4. Your new hardass boss has spilled yoghurt over an love letter from your husband and your mortgage payments are overdue. Do you suck it up or speak up and risk losing your job?
5. If you could murder one person with impunity, who would it be and what method would you use to carry out the crime?