Also, as I've said before, everyone is to call me 'the Don', and I will sit in the back and scratch under my chin without saying a word for hours.......
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? A walkie-talkie.
Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break.
Why do seagulls live near the sea? If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels
Which side of the chicken has he most feathers? The Outside.
Q: Whats long and thin and covered in skin? Pink in parts and u shove it in tarts? A: Rhubarb
A man goes to the pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings…
“Well this is a highly trained parrot, if you pull the red string he speaks French, and if you pull the Green string he speaks German” replies the shopkeeper. “And what happens if I pull both the strings?”, the man enquires. “I fall off my fu*k'n perch you fool”, replies the parrot.
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
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DEE DEE DEE!
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Also, as I've said before, everyone is to call me 'the Don', and I will sit in the back and scratch under my chin without saying a word for hours.......
also, don't give up because you have Drew!
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Remember?
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i am the Don, and if you disrespect me, you get whacked
up the ass
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OH YEAH
You belong at Applebees.
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A walkie-talkie.
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break.
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels
Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The Outside.
Q: Whats long and thin and covered in skin? Pink in parts and u shove it in tarts?
A: Rhubarb
A man goes to the pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings…
“Well this is a highly trained parrot, if you pull the red string he speaks French, and if you pull the Green string he speaks German” replies the shopkeeper. “And what happens if I pull both the strings?”, the man enquires. “I fall off my fu*k'n perch you fool”, replies the parrot.
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
I was bored. =P
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