it's my birthday. i want boobs. richard got boobs, i want some too, dammit!

i've got 2 goldfish!

what should i call them?

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my new ring tone is jump around by house of pain. i rule.

should i shave my head?

please vote.

all votes received before thursday around 6pm will count.

i have a crazy holiday story to tell,which i shall tell to you all as and when i see you.

i've also been back in the country less than a day and have contracted a hideous cold.

does anyone else think that it's weird that they captured saddam and then shaved him? it just seems very strange. it makes me think that they didn't capture him today...

i must remember to go into charity shops more often. i just bought me a cool jacket thingy.

also, everyone thought i was mad when i mentioned this, but when you make a snowman, you put on a carrot, some coal, a hat and a scarf... now i appreciate the snow melts but why the fuck did the rest of the stuff always disappear?