move you mouse left and right (no clicking required) to keep your balance, i heard the record is 82 meters, lets see if you can beat the 60 meters that i got.

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fuck i lost my cellphone, roger call me i think its in your car, fffuuuuuuccckk

monkeyinstripes's LJ stalker is fudzine!fudzine is stalking you because they think you are the one who made anonymous abusive LJ comments. They are also not very liked around here!

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i knew the farker had it for me. MUAH.

what the fuck a deserter nazi pope.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=12&u=/ap/pope_ratzinger_profile

hopefully i will be watching breakfast at tiffanys at the key arts center, maybe some guinness at shallos prior or post show, depending on time restraints. hit me up if you wanna join me.

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try and see how many you can get, i got 34 after two tries. . .

FUCK

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its a new world record 53 dogs in 12 minutes. . .

i can't believe they compared him to "a deadhead at a widespread show" while they watched him shake and shimmy those 17.5 lbs of dogs down his gullet. . .

what a lunatic. . .

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