Stranger: hey :)

You: Well here they, sailor

Stranger: ^^

You: What's shakin?

Stranger: nottin actually.. f or m?

You: I'M OLD GREEEEGGG

Stranger: kei

You: Would you like to go to a club where people wee on each other?

Stranger: no thanx.. been there, don that ;)

You: Do you love me?

Stranger: no, or not jet..

You: Yes, you do. You love me!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Well, hello there!

You: May I interest you in half a bacon?

Stranger: hello

Stranger: I'll have to politely turn you down as I don't eat meat.

You: Yeah, I don't eat bacon

You: I'm not sure why I have half a bacon in my possession.

You: But are you sure you don't just want to hold it or something?

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