LJ Idol Week 10 - If You Have Come Here to Help Me You Are Wasting Our Time

May 29, 2014 13:13

I don't like curtains.

Isn't the point of a window to let the light and the scenery in, not block the view with swaths of damask and chintz ( Read more... )

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roina_arwen May 29 2014, 18:36:51 UTC
Wow - that's a great story! My hubby got rid of some JWs once when we were still living in a mobile home park. He was wearing a bathrobe when he opened the door and invited them in. He told them that he "just had something to finish" then went over to the fireplace, where we had one if those Pennsylvania hex signs sitting on top if it, grabbed his sword, knelt, and proceeded to say a "blessing" for these unwitting travelers. When he turned back around they were gone!

(Side note: it should be "mothers-in-law")

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monkeysugarmama May 30 2014, 18:55:14 UTC
I love it! I know it is cruel to play with them but they are a bit intrusive and bring it on themselves. FAB icon by the way, giggle! (And I fixed the mothers-in-law, thank you!)

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roina_arwen May 30 2014, 19:34:41 UTC
I noticed you fixed the MIL thing, and it seemed like an appropriate icon, all things considered. The JWs totally bring it on themselves!! :)

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eqfe May 29 2014, 20:49:30 UTC
Great Story.

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monkeysugarmama May 30 2014, 18:55:25 UTC
Thank you!

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kittenboo May 30 2014, 03:07:26 UTC
This made me laugh!

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monkeysugarmama May 30 2014, 18:55:37 UTC
I am so glad :)

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kagomeshuko June 1 2014, 20:18:21 UTC
Your house, you do as you please. I live in the city, so I have curtains. If I lived in the woods where nobody could see me, I'm not certain if I'd have curtains.

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eternal_ot June 2 2014, 12:07:07 UTC
Haha...your stories are always Fun and amusing..and I really enjoy them..:).. you got an art of writing for sure..make mundane things look hilarious..Good read..actually Fun read!

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