Comments | monkeytastic: I Am The God Of Hell Fire & I Bring You... Faiyaaaaa

monkeytastic

I Am The God Of Hell Fire & I Bring You... Faiyaaaaa

Jun 27, 2005 13:00

I have just successfully missed the fire safety demonstration at school! I went out to get my lunch at 12 (usual time) and because they don't EVER use the fucking air conditioning in the staffroom, I've taken to driving 5 mins down the road in my car and leaving it running so I can sit in the cool to eat my lunch. I came back about five minutes ago ( Read more... )

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We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn mestregruber June 27 2005, 04:35:10 UTC

Too bad you missed it, it's pretty cool. They set something on fire and make the students put it out.

If I were you, I would set one of your students on fire and see what they do about it.

...burn motherfucker BUUUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!! monkeytastic June 27 2005, 06:16:04 UTC

Actually, I did it last year and it's just the teachers that do it at my school. It's probably for the best though really. Most of my students are so fucking dumb it'd be a blazing inferno engulfing the entire field before they'd work out what they were supposed to do.

I like the idea about torching a student though to see what they do. I could do a Lock Stock-esque moment (just without the fire extinguisher). The teachers would probably just stand there in shock while I walk off chuckling evily to myself.