No one does crossovers quite like me. This may not be a good thing.
Remember when Hakkai-mun did that great "Ishida travelling with the ikkou" series of shortfics/drabbles? And they were funny and sweet, and also cool and profound and hearttugging?
"Jeep cannot carry two more people," Hakkai said, his smile so brittle it looked as though his whole face might crack. "Much less two large people."
"We can't just leave 'em here," Goku said. "They don't even speak Chinese."
In fact, none of the Sanzo-ikkou were entirely sure Gwendal or Wolfwood could understand each other, unless you counted the universal languages of making out and yelling. Sanzo opened his mouth to speak, but he was interrupted by a youkai attack. The ikkou cursed and readied their weapons--
And Gwendal made a gesture, and the earth opened up to swallow their attackers.
"Okay," Gojyo said when the dust settled. "I admit that would come in handy."
Hakkai was still protesting about the extra weight when the tricolored kitten padded into the chaos and transformed.
"Ah," Hazel chirped. "Sanzo-haaaa--"
His voice trailed off in shock as two tall men cramped in a furry Mini Cooper pulled up alongside Jeep. The driver, dressed in a black suit with a cross around his neck, leaned over. "Man of the cloth, huh?"
"Yes," Hazel said, recovering nicely. "Hazel Grosse, much pleased to make your acquaintance."
His composure deteriorated completely when the second man got out and the Mini Cooper mewed and transformed back into a kitten.
Gwendal started grasping the language before Wolfwood, but his comprehension wasn't sharp enough to grasp the nuances-- he mostly spoke as Sanzo and the others spoke.
"Say 'get me a fucking meatbun,'" Gojyo said.
"That's not funny," Hakkai said, making no move to stop them.
"If you would be so kind as to get me a fucking meatbun," Gwendal said, and Goku collapsed into giggles. Sanzo snapped him in the back of the head with the fan.
Princess climbed up into Wolfwood's lap, begging for a treat, and Wolfwood shoved him off. "Knock it off, asshole," he growled in Chinese, and looked up at four approving faces. "What?"
"...I've been speaking like that all this time?" Gwendal asked in shock.
Thanks to Wolfram-mun for helping me with KKM canon.
"Jeep cannot carry two more people," Hakkai said, his smile so brittle it looked as though his whole face might crack. "Much less two large people."
"We can't just leave 'em here," Goku said. "They don't even speak Chinese."
In fact, none of the Sanzo-ikkou were entirely sure Gwendal or Wolfwood could understand each other, unless you counted the universal languages of making out and yelling. Sanzo opened his mouth to speak, but he was interrupted by a youkai attack. The ikkou cursed and readied their weapons--
And Gwendal made a gesture, and the earth opened up to swallow their attackers.
"Okay," Gojyo said when the dust settled. "I admit that would come in handy."
Hakkai was still protesting about the extra weight when the tricolored kitten padded into the chaos and transformed.
"Ah," Hazel chirped. "Sanzo-haaaa--"
His voice trailed off in shock as two tall men cramped in a furry Mini Cooper pulled up alongside Jeep. The driver, dressed in a black suit with a cross around his neck, leaned over. "Man of the cloth, huh?"
"Yes," Hazel said, recovering nicely. "Hazel Grosse, much pleased to make your acquaintance."
His composure deteriorated completely when the second man got out and the Mini Cooper mewed and transformed back into a kitten.
Gwendal started grasping the language before Wolfwood, but his comprehension wasn't sharp enough to grasp the nuances-- he mostly spoke as Sanzo and the others spoke.
"Say 'get me a fucking meatbun,'" Gojyo said.
"That's not funny," Hakkai said, making no move to stop them.
"If you would be so kind as to get me a fucking meatbun," Gwendal said, and Goku collapsed into giggles. Sanzo snapped him in the back of the head with the fan.
Princess climbed up into Wolfwood's lap, begging for a treat, and Wolfwood shoved him off. "Knock it off, asshole," he growled in Chinese, and looked up at four approving faces. "What?"
"...I've been speaking like that all this time?" Gwendal asked in shock.
Thanks to Wolfram-mun for helping me with KKM canon.