First of all, you're only a Boston Girl wannabe...you can't call yourself boston when you live in Waltham. Maybe Cambridge...or Somerville...but come on now...just cuz there's a commuter rail in your town doesn't make you "Boston"
And second of all...you wouldn't steal a Boston Girl's Sam Adams or something...Coors is from the freakin Rockies. Go to COLORADO or some shit.
And THIRD of all...we didn't touch your beer...just helped Puss 'n' Boots kill all the other kitties in your apartment...and we tried to stop him from hanging himself, but he must've gone through with it after we left. Suicidal maniac...
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So now that we know what you bastards did to our apartment...you can tell the rest of the world about your cruelty to animals!
...And you don't steal a Boston girl's Coors...that's just not right!
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And second of all...you wouldn't steal a Boston Girl's Sam Adams or something...Coors is from the freakin Rockies. Go to COLORADO or some shit.
And THIRD of all...we didn't touch your beer...just helped Puss 'n' Boots kill all the other kitties in your apartment...and we tried to stop him from hanging himself, but he must've gone through with it after we left. Suicidal maniac...
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