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Who was the first female and male you talked to today??
--Faith and Eric.
Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
--I hardly ever run into him. Broke my heart when summer came.
What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
--Help Dawn stick them in someone's yard.
What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
--Hell if I remember lol. Whatever was on hot 101.
What is the best thing about your job?
--A trained monkey could do it.
Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
--I just hate when people actually fucking answer their phone before class starts and start talking bullshit and about retarded fucking things no one cares to hear about.
Where are you going on your next vacation?
--Vacations, I wish I knew what those were like.
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
--New.
Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.
--At dinner. With my parents, then with my mother about tomorrow morning.
What is your favorite smell?
--Eric. He always smells so good.
What is your favorite sight?
--Seeing simple things amuse people. But not in a dumb fucking 'you're an idiot' kind of way.
Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
--Depends on what you think of as vindictive.
Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
--No, actually.
Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
--No.
Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
--That's how crushes went in high school.
Have you ever gone camping?
--Nope.
Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
--Never.
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
--I've had the drink.
Have you ever had a stalker?
--lol, yes.
have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
--Those moments are rare.
Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
--Yes. Sometimes I wish I had been sober for a few parties...
Have you ever been cheated on?
--Not that I know of.
Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
--Just about all of them.
Have you ever lied to your parents?
--The average person lies about 2 times a day.
Have you ever been out of the US?
--no.
Have you ever thrown up from working out?
--No.
Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
--No, that's dumb.
Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
--I may have, I can't recall.
Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the nite before?
--Yea, unfortunately.
Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
--Not really. Lame.
Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
--Yea. Dated 'em too.
Kissed more than one person at a time?
--At a time? No.
What are you looking forward to?
--The rest of my life.
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
--Strongly.
Have you ever seen a zebra?
--Yea.
Suppose you see your girlfriend/boyfriend kissing another person what would you do?
--I'd be heartbroken. And pissed. And trust me, he would know just how much he hurt me.
Do you plan on moving within the next year?
--God, do I hope so.
Where is your father right now?
--Canfield Cemetery.
Are you a morning person or a night?
--Night.
Are you a forgiving person?
--Most times I forgive way to easily. But that might be cause I'm very understanding.
What's annoying you right now?
--Life. In general. All the stuff I wish I could do something about right now.
Does it take a lot to make you cry?
--Not at all.
Taken or single?
--Happily taken.
Would you rather go to a baseball game or a football game?
--Baseball.
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
--All the time.
Your ex REALLY needs you at 3 am and you have a way to his/her house - would you go?
--Depends on which one. There's 2 that I'd still be there for them no matter what. The rest can go fuck themselves.
Who did you hangout with friday?
--My babe.
What are your plans for the week?
--I don't have any.
When was the last time you talked to your number 2?
--All the time.
Is there someone you want to fight?
--I don't fight.
What are you doing tonight?
--Seeing my baby.
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
--Regretfully so.
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
--Yea, and who gives a shit.
Do you know anyone in the military currently?
--Yes.
Whose house did you go to today?
--Just Eric's and mine.
Who was last to cook for you?
--My momma.
Who did you last fall asleep with?
--Eric.
Lets test your memory, what color shirt were you wearing when your last kiss?
--Black.
Do you remember your kindergarten teachers name?
--Miss Miller.
Do you remember your first kiss?
--Yes, he was such a good kisser, lol.
Where was your default picture taken?
--uh, my myspace default was with Eric at Aimee's old apt.
Which movie did you last see in theatres?
--The Love Guru.
Who was it with?
--Eric and Germ.
What color is your luggage?
--Don't have any.
When were you last on a boat?
--2 Weeks ago.
Do you drink your soda from a straw?
--When it's from a restaurant I do.
What color hoodie did you wear last?
--My pink Virginia Tech hoodie.
What was the last hotel you stayed in?
--Hmm. One in Columbus about a year and a half ago.
When did you last go to the beach?
--Whenever Laura and I last went to see Sarah.
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
--I think every one of 'em but Klynt.