an exemplary example of my friendship with Shawna:
Me: STRING THEORY. LET ME LOVE YOU.
Shawna: ARE YOU READING THE COMIC? ARE YOU READING THE COMIC? PLEASE SAY YOU’RE READING THE COMIC!
Me: NO NO I'M NOT. THERE'S A COMIC? DIRECT ME PLEASE.
Shawna: UGH. WHY U GO BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS? /le link.
Me: I NO MEAN TO BREAK THUMP-THUMP. WILL KISS ASS ON NEXT DATE <3
Shawna: BUT WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Me: I WAS TALKING ABOUT ACTUAL STRING THEORY. AND BTW, I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS COMIC SO FAR. "STAY CALM. FOR SCIENCE."
Shawna: IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
Me: LANGSTROM. I WANT TO STRANGLE HIM.
Shawna: UGH HE’S SUCH A DICK BUT NO WORRIES BY THE TIME I ANSWER THIS YOU’LL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM.
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Shawna: ARE YOU READING THE COMIC? ARE YOU READING THE COMIC? PLEASE SAY YOU’RE READING THE COMIC!
Me: NO NO I'M NOT. THERE'S A COMIC? DIRECT ME PLEASE.
Shawna: UGH. WHY U GO BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS? /le link.
Me: I NO MEAN TO BREAK THUMP-THUMP. WILL KISS ASS ON NEXT DATE <3
Shawna: BUT WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Me: I WAS TALKING ABOUT ACTUAL STRING THEORY. AND BTW, I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS COMIC SO FAR. "STAY CALM. FOR SCIENCE."
Shawna: IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
Me: LANGSTROM. I WANT TO STRANGLE HIM.
Shawna: UGH HE’S SUCH A DICK BUT NO WORRIES BY THE TIME I ANSWER THIS YOU’LL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM.
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