A Guy Walks Into a Bar......................

[monocle_dan]

......................and strikes out

Comments

[luckycate]

I almost spit out my coffee when I read the part about you answering your stereo remote!

[monocle_dan]

haha, yes i swear it was one of the more confusing points of my life at that moment, and the fact i have 5 remotes next to my bed made it hard enough to grab the right one.

[luckycate]

You should've asked for a universal remote for Christmas!

[monocle_dan]

i like showing off multiple remotes, it makes me look like i have alot of nice stuff if you glance at them all lined up on the end table

[monocle_dan]

i feel like the guy who wears penny loafers with no socks.

[luckycate]

I just want to go home...

I'm babysitting Michael on Saturday night. What are your plans?

[monocle_dan]

prob be over on sat, like to try and do that dinner thing on sun when people arent pooped, and tonight i would like to either go out to a bar or hang out with some friends..............we shall see though

[luckycate]

I'll be there around 7pm tomorrow night. No clue what my plans are with Mookie though. Possibly listening to one of the Mike's Mix cds and watching COPS.

Sunday might be better to do some sort of dinner thing- I have to work out at 6pm and then wrap up some more presents. I dunno if dinner would even fit in!

[luckycate]

That is hysterical...remember when Michael only sang Bon Jovi? So funny, I must do some spying on Saturday to see if he'll sing for me. More than likely I won't get any alone time because he likes to hang out with me when we're by ourselves. If he has a friend sleepover then he'll end up ditching me. Such is life with a 10 yr old.

Does Dad have Elf yet? I must watch it.

[monocle_dan]

i think he does have elf, so you guys can have a pizza, elf, cops, rap night on saturday............enjoy....it actually sounds amusing!