Oh My Damn It ( Read more... )

UGH ( Read more... )

If I hear Bono do that shtupid unos, dos, tres, stereotypical hand gesture U2 iPod commercial I am going to pawn my U2 Joshua Tree record!!!

I cannot take it anymore.

Friday ( Read more... )

"I would like to open a restaurant, call it the Marilyn Monroe Cafe, and put hundreds of pictures of Jeff Goldblum on the wall" - Gearge Carlin

I Got My Hair Cut Bitches

Turkey for me turkey for you ( Read more... )

Microwave ( Read more... )

jama jam jam ( Read more... )

Day Four ( Read more... )