3.5 // lol chate- this might be temporary
[20:54] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: So wait, let us summarize this
[20:54] Julie - May: DO WE HAVE TO
[20:54] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: Lucian gets Will pregnant
[20:55] smaaaaash23: KDSIHFOUPOG:WS
[20:55] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: Massive Bitching ensues
[20:55] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: Lucian escapes to the safety of Aaron and Flint's shack
[20:55] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: With Cheetos
[20:56] Julie - May: to continue Jen's summary
[20:56] Julie - May: Will steals all Cheetos, then promptly goes into labor
[20:56] Chibi - Ethan: has left the chat
[20:57] smaaaaash23: o/
[20:57] Julie - May: Psychic Pokémon are are all present
[20:57] Julie - May: -are
[20:57] Julie - May: and then the baby is named Lucielle
[20:57] Julie - May: then Cheetos
[20:57] Julie - May: then Aaron
[20:57] Julie - May: Happy family!
[20:57] smaaaaash23: cheetos aaron lucielle, so it can have CAL
[20:57] smaaaaash23: yes.
[20:57] Julie - May: right yes! \o/
[20:58] horribee: and then Gold busts in ready to fight the Viridian House trainer and LOL OH HI
[20:58] smaaaaash23: hahahahaha
[20:58] horribee: and then it morphs into him
[20:58] horribee: and then it ends with the battle beginning |D
Once upon a time a Will was pregnunt. He was really really pissed off because his fabulousness drained away from him like a Golbat leech lifing a fat Clefable. It was a sad day in the world of Kantosinnohviridiancitysinnoh and Will was crying streams of tears. They were very not-fabulous and not-rainbow and grey. Grey preggo tears.
"Will baby dearest, do you want ice cream?" Lucian questioned, busting into the room with a tub of strawberry. Will did NOT APPROVE and smacked the ice cream out of his hand and cried more grayed tears.
"/HONEY/ I wanted a vanilla!"
"I thought you say strawberries and cream that has vanilla!!"
"But you know I don't like strawberry, it lingers badly on the pallet! My fabulous pallet is the last fabsome part of me left!"
"But you're still fab, honey!" Lucian comforted with hands of comforting on his shoulders comfortingly but Will swatted them away. That was not comfortable.
"BUT I'M FAT!!"
"YOU ARE NOT FAT!"
"FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER I'M FAT" will massively bitched. lucain got REALLY pissed off at his bitching of massiveness and floated away with his arms wiggling fabulously. That got Will REALLY green out of envyousness and so he floated after him. They reached the fabushack of Aaronmeister and Frolint!!
THEY WERE EATING CHEETOS. THEY WERE WILL'S FAVORITE. He would not allow this Cheetosism without him. Noes! "Those are my cheetos! How... DARE you!" He accentuated with a raging hair-flip. He MAD.
"But no Mrs. Lucy they're our cheetos!" Flint wept tears of fire and felt his afro burn with his sadness as the cheetos floated away into will's loving arms.
"LUCYWAIFU NO" Aron sobbed, his tears has no specialness. Will stuck out his tongue and began to float away when he realize he was SUDDENLY IN PAIN and his mucus plug floated out of him!! it floated around the room and greeted Flint's afro of searing hot sad pain. "Hello" said the mucus plug. "GROSE" said the Flint.
"I'M HAVING THE BABY YOU CHEETOCRUNCHERS," Will was really mad!! He started panting a whole lot and doing 123s as his innards began to shove out BABBY. And then things were flaoting around and smashing things, particularly flint's afro.
"I've got a collection in here," Flint asserted matter-of-factly with sudden megane glasses (desu) of fact-mattering-of. then Will sent psycho-vibes all over and psychic pokemon were attracting to it. Every psychic pokemon int he world came in. Mewtwo was appalled and left real fast tho because he had a torture date with his Giovanniwannikinnywinsieboobear. Mew supervised like a good mommy. Celebi time-traveled Silver there and he fainted like a little girl. Tate and Liza were scarred forever and Sabrina gave NO SINGLE SHITS ON THAT DAY.
And then WILL POPPED A BABY!!! it floated around by Lucian caught it in his fatherly paternal hands. "She's beautiful!!" He cried, his tears were glittery purple blobs of nailpolish in his eyes. so they were eye polish. Like contacts but polish.
"SHE'S LUCIELLE~" Will screamed but then he screamed "I WANT CHEETOS!!" They thought it was a name so a random nurse signed that and then Aaron screamed "NAME HER AFTER ME!!!" because he was jealous and had no babies while Flint's fro was his baby and now Will and Lucian had a baby. So now the name was Cheetos Aaron Lucielle, a.k.a CAL.
And then Gold busted in. He was dead ducking serious. He had Typhlosion ready for the fray. His eyebrows were furrowed with determination, his nerves burning like Typhlosion's fire, screaming for the heat of battle. His steps were steady, yet ready. (OMG IT'S A RHYME!!!!!) He has a serious face, man.
"I'm ready to..."
"goo goo."
And then Gold was faced with a dittobaby of Will and Lyucian that looked like Gold cause it was Cal and it sent out a Typhlosion from its weewee and they screamed.
THE FIGHT WAS ON!!
[20:54] Julie - May: DO WE HAVE TO
[20:54] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: Lucian gets Will pregnant
[20:55] smaaaaash23: KDSIHFOUPOG:WS
[20:55] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: Massive Bitching ensues
[20:55] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: Lucian escapes to the safety of Aaron and Flint's shack
[20:55] Jen - Erika / Cynthia: With Cheetos
[20:56] Julie - May: to continue Jen's summary
[20:56] Julie - May: Will steals all Cheetos, then promptly goes into labor
[20:56] Chibi - Ethan: has left the chat
[20:57] smaaaaash23: o/
[20:57] Julie - May: Psychic Pokémon are are all present
[20:57] Julie - May: -are
[20:57] Julie - May: and then the baby is named Lucielle
[20:57] Julie - May: then Cheetos
[20:57] Julie - May: then Aaron
[20:57] Julie - May: Happy family!
[20:57] smaaaaash23: cheetos aaron lucielle, so it can have CAL
[20:57] smaaaaash23: yes.
[20:57] Julie - May: right yes! \o/
[20:58] horribee: and then Gold busts in ready to fight the Viridian House trainer and LOL OH HI
[20:58] smaaaaash23: hahahahaha
[20:58] horribee: and then it morphs into him
[20:58] horribee: and then it ends with the battle beginning |D
Once upon a time a Will was pregnunt. He was really really pissed off because his fabulousness drained away from him like a Golbat leech lifing a fat Clefable. It was a sad day in the world of Kantosinnohviridiancitysinnoh and Will was crying streams of tears. They were very not-fabulous and not-rainbow and grey. Grey preggo tears.
"Will baby dearest, do you want ice cream?" Lucian questioned, busting into the room with a tub of strawberry. Will did NOT APPROVE and smacked the ice cream out of his hand and cried more grayed tears.
"/HONEY/ I wanted a vanilla!"
"I thought you say strawberries and cream that has vanilla!!"
"But you know I don't like strawberry, it lingers badly on the pallet! My fabulous pallet is the last fabsome part of me left!"
"But you're still fab, honey!" Lucian comforted with hands of comforting on his shoulders comfortingly but Will swatted them away. That was not comfortable.
"BUT I'M FAT!!"
"YOU ARE NOT FAT!"
"FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER I'M FAT" will massively bitched. lucain got REALLY pissed off at his bitching of massiveness and floated away with his arms wiggling fabulously. That got Will REALLY green out of envyousness and so he floated after him. They reached the fabushack of Aaronmeister and Frolint!!
THEY WERE EATING CHEETOS. THEY WERE WILL'S FAVORITE. He would not allow this Cheetosism without him. Noes! "Those are my cheetos! How... DARE you!" He accentuated with a raging hair-flip. He MAD.
"But no Mrs. Lucy they're our cheetos!" Flint wept tears of fire and felt his afro burn with his sadness as the cheetos floated away into will's loving arms.
"LUCYWAIFU NO" Aron sobbed, his tears has no specialness. Will stuck out his tongue and began to float away when he realize he was SUDDENLY IN PAIN and his mucus plug floated out of him!! it floated around the room and greeted Flint's afro of searing hot sad pain. "Hello" said the mucus plug. "GROSE" said the Flint.
"I'M HAVING THE BABY YOU CHEETOCRUNCHERS," Will was really mad!! He started panting a whole lot and doing 123s as his innards began to shove out BABBY. And then things were flaoting around and smashing things, particularly flint's afro.
"I've got a collection in here," Flint asserted matter-of-factly with sudden megane glasses (desu) of fact-mattering-of. then Will sent psycho-vibes all over and psychic pokemon were attracting to it. Every psychic pokemon int he world came in. Mewtwo was appalled and left real fast tho because he had a torture date with his Giovanniwannikinnywinsieboobear. Mew supervised like a good mommy. Celebi time-traveled Silver there and he fainted like a little girl. Tate and Liza were scarred forever and Sabrina gave NO SINGLE SHITS ON THAT DAY.
And then WILL POPPED A BABY!!! it floated around by Lucian caught it in his fatherly paternal hands. "She's beautiful!!" He cried, his tears were glittery purple blobs of nailpolish in his eyes. so they were eye polish. Like contacts but polish.
"SHE'S LUCIELLE~" Will screamed but then he screamed "I WANT CHEETOS!!" They thought it was a name so a random nurse signed that and then Aaron screamed "NAME HER AFTER ME!!!" because he was jealous and had no babies while Flint's fro was his baby and now Will and Lucian had a baby. So now the name was Cheetos Aaron Lucielle, a.k.a CAL.
And then Gold busted in. He was dead ducking serious. He had Typhlosion ready for the fray. His eyebrows were furrowed with determination, his nerves burning like Typhlosion's fire, screaming for the heat of battle. His steps were steady, yet ready. (OMG IT'S A RHYME!!!!!) He has a serious face, man.
"I'm ready to..."
"goo goo."
And then Gold was faced with a dittobaby of Will and Lyucian that looked like Gold cause it was Cal and it sent out a Typhlosion from its weewee and they screamed.
THE FIGHT WAS ON!!