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[monoguy]

im gettin real annoyed with not being at the store working yet. i guess it'll happen in due time. nothing really new to tell. i want to go to texas soon and visit her! wtf jesus!? cant i be happy once? i think he'll get it soon enough. i think thats it. i'll talk to you all later

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[darksamurai714]

Two things you can do to prepare yourself for Texas.

1) Masturbate.

2) Lift weights.

The masturbating is for her. Keep you in shape for that kind of thing. The weights are so you can kick her girlfriends ass.

I'd love to go. Never hit a woman before...

[monoguy]

you and i both know you have. im currently working on masterbation. weight lifting is another story.