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[monotoneandred]

whats up guys? hows everybody been. ive felt likt for almost the last week. my throat really hurts from coughing so much, it really needs to heal. contest.......alright, the person who can tell the absolute funniest story wins a dollar. im in a mood to chuckle, so give me all you got home stars.....

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[_darlingnikki]

well, today i was very very angry at my orthodontist, cuz hes soooo mean to me, so i bit him. and then i pretended it was an accident. great now is never going to take my braces off. IM SO STUPID GOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH.

[t_bonechopstix]

i tripped and "pushed" paulina at the game last week.

[anonymous]

go suck a fucking egg

hows that for a story?