"Now that you've met a gal that's hot
You wanna hump her dripping twat.
She's so attractive, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to grow it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!"
...Delightful!