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[monsieur_miller]

Smash Academy. They say some of the greatest warriors in the world have resided here at one point. Is that true? I'm here to find out.

I'm Kazuhira Miller. I see there are plenty of classes on military and survival tactics. I'll be observing and assisting where I can. I look forward to being impressed.

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[mecha_orange]

Ooh! Another Military-like person? Sounds interesting!
Im Andy! CO of the Orange Star Armed Forces!

In what branch where you deployed?
Better not be Black Hole

[monsieur_miller]

Orange Star... I can't say I've heard of them before.

I'm not in any particular unit. I'm part of a band of mercenaries. The Soldiers Without Borders.

[mecha_orange]

...The Who?
So... Without borders...

Uh...

What?

[monsieur_miller]

Basically, we have no allegiance to any particular country. We have our reasons.

[pedaltothemetal]

Welcome to crazytown.

[monsieur_miller]

Yeah... I've already met a talking hand and a strange pink animal in the halls. Not to mention the technology readily provided to anyone who walks through these doors! What else should I expect here?

[pedaltothemetal]

I know at least three students who are strange pink animals.

It just gets worse from there. You'll have to see for yourself.

[monsieur_miller]

It's a good thing I came in place of a friend of mine. He would have eaten them without even bothering to ask if they were students.

What do you teach? Shades & Scarves 101? I'd totally assist in that too.

[black_hawke]

It seems we'll be working together. I teach a class on Tactics and Strategy.

[monsieur_miller]

Name the time and place and I'll be there. It's probably somewhere in all these papers, but between unpacking and introducing myself I haven't had time to memorize those yet.

[black_hawke]

Wednesday afternoons. I'll send a message with a syllabus and further information. What are your credentials?

[monsieur_miller]

So you must be... [Doop doop flipping through lists] Hawke. Got it.

I've been the second-in-command in a mercenary group for a few years now, and I was enlisted in the Japan Self-Defense Forces for a while before that.

And then Miller died.

[things_go_boom]

Demolitions is totally a military class, tee hee!

ffuuuuuuu

[monsieur_miller]

NUKES?! FUCKIN

Explosive artillery?

[things_go_boom]

Bombs, mines, you name it, if it explodes I'm teaching about it.

Kazuhira...do you know of a Kenobi or a Sonja?

[monsieur_miller]

Do you have live demonstrations?

I can't say I do. Friends of yours?

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Almost sounds like he's part of Big Boss's gang.

Hn. Are you the guy that's moving in next to me?

[monsieur_miller]

Didn't I just talk to you TD-26? That would be me.

aaahh that icon ;_;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Well then, I'm one of your neighbors. TD-25, Raikov. I teach art.

Let it STARE INTO YOUR SOUL

[monsieur_miller]

Raikov...

Do you have a sister here?