The TOTALLY AWESOME POST IN WHICH I HIJACK THIS JOINT

[demonofawesome]

Attention all MUD MONKEYS WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS HERE INTERNET TO WRITE THE MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS I HAVE EVER READ (and have not made me awesome)

I am TAKING THIS COMMUNITY OVER.

As of now you may only post things pertaining to
*The awesome me
*The slightly less awesome Liz
*The apparently more culinary inclined Brooke

Comments

[bloody_teatime]

Oh for pity's sake. Looks like I'll have to exorcise you again.

[demonofawesome]

......

uhm is your memory going?

I am pre-etty sure that the last time you tried you went "OH WAIT SHIT I'M A VAMPIRE I CAN'T HOLD A FUCKING CROSS!"

[no_lumpy_milk]

Yo! Demon dude! Been on a shopping anywhere but Hot Topic yet or what?

nena. what. is that username.

[bloody_teatime]

[Facepalm.]

A truth! Because Alfred does not drink milk that has lumps!

[no_lumpy_milk]

What?

Re: A truth! Because Alfred does not drink milk that has lumps!

[bloody_teatime]

[He's just speechless.]

Don't antagonise the demon, Alfred.

[aislingthegreat]

...mud monkeys? Should I be offended by that? O.o

How to get you a Hellpromotion? Hmmm...make an unholy abomination mixture of Justin Bieber, Twilight and Rebecca Black, package it and sell it to the masses. Or just kill lots of stuff. Your call, dude.:P

[demonofawesome]

....let's go with it's kind of like calling a wizard a mudblood.

And holy shit that first one sounds fun. Probably asking for my brainmeats to bleed the fuck out of my ears, but fun.

[mightgetkilled]

Me too, me too! Make 'em write about me too!

[demonofawesome]

What's in it for me?

[mightgetkilled]

... 've got a spare arm left over from dinner, if ya want it.

[demonofawesome]

Are you seriously trying to bribe the awesome me with limbs from the damned?

[darkinsanity_13]

I have a question for you! What would you do if there was two of you? Do you think the world could handle the sheer awesome?

[demonofawesome]

Okay, one, if there were two of me I think Liz's little lacey evil panties would combust, and THAT ALONE is reason for it to happen.

Two? AWESOME APOCALYPSE. The kind where I (we?) get to judge who's awesome or not and rule over everyone accordingly.

Gilbert would be proud; I lost to temptation OTL Dammit

[awesomelysinful]

TIME FOR AN AWESOMEPOCALYPSE.

sigh at least we can suffer the crazy togther

[demonofawesome]

Awesocalypse?