i'm going to the beach.

[monster_milk]

i'm leaving saturday to north carolina with a group of people who are all getting much too old for boogie boarding and putt putt. so, i've decided that in popular fashion (and my own personal tradition,) i'm going to write some fucking letters.
let me just say right here and now that anyone who has ever received an item of my exquisite penmanship

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[__londonbridges]

You know my address slut. Those shoes looked a lot better on your feet then mine. CONGRATS!!!1 And not only am I expecting a letter, but I'm expecting to open that envelope and find a dead shark that you caught yourself. Anything less and we're breaking up. I miss you already, assface. I hope you can make it out friday.
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--morgan

[rock_my_ovaries]

MAYBE ILL SEE YOU THERE CAUSE IM LEAVING FOR NC TOMORROW, but I dont really know what beach we're going to... nor do I have the energy to find out.

Send me mail... RR2 Box 155, you know the rest.

[monster_milk]

uh, i'll be in nags head.

[circumcise_me]

I like lesbians. Maybe you could send me one from the beach.

Jacky Weidenbacher
R.R.3 Box 264
Hell, PA 16648

I think a letter would be pretty cool too, but I'd pay you for the lesbian. In oral sex.

Have fun, Emma. See sharks.

[towns]

Kelly Lanzendorfer
925 Priesser Rd.
Ebensburg, PA 15931

I want things.

[oxygen_therapy]

11 newry lane
hollidaysburg pa
16648

you know it, and love it.

and when you get home we're hanging out because it's been too too too long.

[monster_milk]

see you friday, haggot.

i just made that word up. it's for girls.

[monster_milk]

i thought i had your address in my book and... i didn't. you'll get like.. a letter dropped off at your house, personally, by me.

[oxygen_therapy]

that's even better.