baby's first car wreck!

[monster_milk]

Comments

[critters_buggin]

is your forehead still in tact??

[monster_milk]

yes. but after that, my bowels were not.

[fuckthatnoise]

i dont even want to know what's lying around my grandparents' medicine cabinet.

true story:

we cleaned out all the old medicine samples from our house (courtesy of my mom being a nurse. it all had expired circa 1984-1992). we dumped it all in a bucket of hot waater, then poured it down a groundhog hole.

that was one wasted groundhog.

<3

[boberto]

haha thats so disgusting
i somehow doubt this is related, but it is funny:
i accidently knocked over my friend's banana hanger/tree which was full of month old blackened bananas. when they fell the banana's formed a puddle of light and dark colored goo. melt banana at it's finest.

[monster_milk]

i know this is related.

when i was in 7th grade, this kid i my math class, drew, put a banana in his locker at the beginning of the year. as the year progressed, it started to mold and stink, and it eventually oozed the black goo you're talking about. the principal made him clean it out because it was stanking up the hallway.

i have often wondered if that black goo really existed, but bob, you've just verified it for me.

[alexisemo]

wait. that is hilarious.

AND I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD FRAGGLE DVDS.
you just made my life.

[ifandonlyif]

A+++ would read entry again

[monster_milk]

diana, you're the only one who matters.

[ifandonlyif]

YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD REALLY TALK SOMETIME

[monster_milk]

yeah, that would be nice.