hey, so. a lot has happened since i stopped updating this so'bitch. fro the 11th-15th i acted as a camp counselor for 4th-6th graders at 'Outdoor School.' i went there when i was their age, and now it was my chance to forever scar the memories of harmless and innocent children, or at least that was my original intent. unfortunately, i actually had ( Read more... )

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i made an inch long, quarter inch deep slice in my right thumb today with a mat knife. i could get stitches, but i'm rebellious and see no need for such extravagances ( Read more... )

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some of you may have noticed that i haven't been updating. well you see, school started. and as it goes, my life is a little less fun and a little more gay. however i did get to go to wing night on wednesday. and superpets yesterday. and dutch's today ( Read more... )

if you are having girl problems, i take pity on you! because i have ninety-nine problems but a bitch is not one of them!!!


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they hurt. i was drilled upon today. tooth dust spouted from my mouth as the right side of my face became progressively more and more numb. my face was all puffy and cool. and by that i mean puffier and cooler ( Read more... )

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i'm leaving saturday to north carolina with a group of people who are all getting much too old for boogie boarding and putt putt. so, i've decided that in popular fashion (and my own personal tradition,) i'm going to write some fucking letters.
let me just say right here and now that anyone who has ever received an item of my exquisite penmanship ( Read more... )