Smash all mouth breathing ass crickets with a rock. In the head.

[monsterdork75]

JUST FUCKING ONCE I would like to open my inbox and not have a dozen emails with headers like "see her take a huge horse cock" or "pound her snakepit with your monstrous dong with our new Viagra substitute

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[punrufie]

Even more disturbing is when I get those emails. I swear I don't have a peepee, but maybe they know something I don't (and that my mother forgot to tell me).

[monsterdork75]

I know. And I dont need Viagra. YET........

But its like they know something I dont. Like i get my jubblies pulled off in a freak gardening accident.