I like stuff.

[monsterdork75]

No, I really do. Soooo much. Cool stuff, Stupid stuff. Stuff that sticks to other stuff when heated. Stuff that would kill you if I stuck it in your neck, like a hat. Lot of blunt trauma if a hat gets stuck in your neck

Comments

[elixxir]

What about people who like velvet elvii and all things kitchsy and tacky? :)

My ex, btw, hated stuff. Total minimalist. And we all know what a prat he is. I think you're really onto something here... ;)

[monsterdork75]

Will Elvis replace Jebaz in a thousand years?

Very good stuff, agreed.

People who dont like stuff are either really cool monk type people, or most likely donkey raping shit eaters that fellate themselves with shop vacs on reverse.

[dimlightbulb]

You are correct. Stuff rules. Just make sure you keep the stuff that rules away from the stuff that suxxx. They cannot occupy the same space at the same time, you know.

[monsterdork75]

Valid point. Combine pie with spinach, terrible thigns happen.

[dimlightbulb]

Say, just whaddya got against spinach, Pieboy? Wanna fight?

[monsterdork75]

Not if youre all hopped up on spinach. :)

[punrufie]

Gotta watch them stupidheads...they's the dangerous ones.

And stuff certainly does rock. Especially when it's sparkly and/or shiny, which I find mesmerizing. Much like the round...shiny...dime...on...my...desk..Oooo..shiny.

[monsterdork75]

ADD rules me with an iron fist too.

[monsterdork75]

Agreed.

I was too, and I wanted money for drugs. But you never get near as much money when you are a scary guy as opposed to a girl. But there you go. Ive always wanted to go with a van load of army surplus sleeping bags and hand them out.

[maddycat]

Get thee to Texas. Now.

[monsterdork75]

I wish. Find me a decent team that will give me a contract, Im there. :)