Comments | monsterdork75: Penises are stupid. They NEVER know where they are.

monsterdork75

Penises are stupid. They NEVER know where they are.

Jan 30, 2004 00:13

I absolutely HAVE to stop putting so much cereal on my sugar. Blick blick blick blick Fa-ZEEEEEELLLLLLL ( Read more... )

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glittergeisha January 30 2004, 06:15:37 UTC

This is why I love you dearly.

dragonlady January 30 2004, 11:04:15 UTC

Reading that made me smile :-)

monsterdork75 January 30 2004, 21:26:34 UTC

That was the whole point. Plus, I was giddy with sugar. :)

maddycat January 30 2004, 17:52:56 UTC

MISSING YOU.

monsterdork75 January 30 2004, 21:25:11 UTC

I miss you too sweetness. :)

My cervix throbs and convulses whenever anyone says youre name. Hell, they say they're mad, and Im halfway there. :)

(((HUGS)))

Fuck the symphony. Right in the ear.

hesu January 30 2004, 20:55:13 UTC

Aren't you glad you live in Canada? Have you seen Bowling for Columbine? See it if not. Love to you too.

monsterdork75 January 30 2004, 21:23:19 UTC

I own it, and force all stupid people to watch it.
At gunpoint.

vainpoppy January 30 2004, 22:25:22 UTC

hahaha....i printed that entry out and put it on the fridge...you're great...XoXo

monsterdork75 January 31 2004, 06:01:12 UTC

I love you. :)