It's my faniversary, so there should be a BEST OF list!
This will be the last one, guys. I promise. I have waaaay too much work this week to be doing this, and my house is starting to look like a crocotta lives there.
Here is the official BEST OF list, as declared official by the Monster, with the proviso that the Monster is inclined to change her mind tomorrow, i.e. any excuse for a picspam, i.e. I tried to embed a bunch of video but apparently everyone on YouTube disables this feature?
Best Moment of Epic Brotherly Love That Isn't Oh My God So Painful I Want to Die
It's like an awkward first date. See how hopeful and nervous Sam's face is when Dean walks in the door. And the way Dean says, "Come on," because he's embarrassed Sam troubled himself to buy motor oil for him. And they don't know what to do, so they just turn on the game, but there's a half-smirk on Dean's face that says, Yes, this is how I wanted to spend my last Christmas. Maybe this year, in addition to It's a Wonderful Life and White Christmas, I'll add this to my list of required holiday viewing.
Best Montage
So many good ones in the course of the series, but I'm declaring (again, ask me tomorrow and it'll probably change) this one.
http://youtu.be/LrcZ9fLTRXU
Just go watch the "Simple Man" scene from FTBYAM.
You guys, they broke up. Sam and Dean broke up. True facts: I was once out having a drink with friends when this song came on, and I had this complete (okay, momentary) shutdown. One of my friends is just unobservant, and the other is too neurotic to notice anyone else's problems. So, basically, I just sat in our booth, quietly freaking out and reminding myself to breathe. "It's season six now," I told myself, "they're back together!" I still can't listen to this song.
Best Who Comes Up With This Shit
The answer to life's most pressing existential question (Why are we here?): for tea parties!
Best Gif in All the Canon
Scariest Gif in All the Canon
(Yes, I'm fully prepared to deal with hate mail from the Samgirls.)
My Favorite Monster
This one's a tie.
I feel like everyone abandoned him with Balthy came along. I like Balthy, I do, but he came first, you know?
And
Queer Crowley, bringer of the male-male kiss, so elusive on network television. I love you, your easy listening hits, and your "I blow with the wind" attitude. Never change, darling.
Baddest-Ass Woman
I never really thought about labeling a FAVORITE female character until recent Ruby 2.0 conversations prompted me to declare Ellen BAMF Harvelle the winner.
She's the only one who can smack Dean Winchester upside the head and get away with it.
Oh, wait...
Er, um, we don't talk about her, LOL.
Most Cringe-Inducing Scene and Not in a Good Way
Can't hate the episode, though, since it gave us such gems as "Don't objectify me."
Most Cringe-Inducing In a Good Way
You don't want to know how I labeled this one.
Best Cover Story Costume
Too many to pick from! Remember those days, guys? Can we pretty please go back to wearing costumes?
Here, have a pic of a random one:
Best Character Entrance
Most. Awesome. Entrance. Ever.
Most Painful Death(s)
Just go watch http://youtu.be/5o1xL-UotX8. Or don't. I can't. I always cry. Like, every time.
I don't even cry when Sam and Dean die. (Yeah, assbutt, because they always come back.)
Just Because This Is a Best Of List Pic
You need more Sir in your life.
But, you know, three posts now, and I haven't addressed Surrogate Mommy-Sir, aka The Awesomeness That Is Bobby. He deserves a pic, too.
He watches Tori and Dean and drinks milk. How can you not love him?
But we can't roll credits on this chick flick without a pic of what brought us all here in the first place, right?
No, not that! This:
Here is the official BEST OF list, as declared official by the Monster, with the proviso that the Monster is inclined to change her mind tomorrow, i.e. any excuse for a picspam, i.e. I tried to embed a bunch of video but apparently everyone on YouTube disables this feature?
Best Moment of Epic Brotherly Love That Isn't Oh My God So Painful I Want to Die
It's like an awkward first date. See how hopeful and nervous Sam's face is when Dean walks in the door. And the way Dean says, "Come on," because he's embarrassed Sam troubled himself to buy motor oil for him. And they don't know what to do, so they just turn on the game, but there's a half-smirk on Dean's face that says, Yes, this is how I wanted to spend my last Christmas. Maybe this year, in addition to It's a Wonderful Life and White Christmas, I'll add this to my list of required holiday viewing.
Best Montage
So many good ones in the course of the series, but I'm declaring (again, ask me tomorrow and it'll probably change) this one.
http://youtu.be/LrcZ9fLTRXU
Just go watch the "Simple Man" scene from FTBYAM.
You guys, they broke up. Sam and Dean broke up. True facts: I was once out having a drink with friends when this song came on, and I had this complete (okay, momentary) shutdown. One of my friends is just unobservant, and the other is too neurotic to notice anyone else's problems. So, basically, I just sat in our booth, quietly freaking out and reminding myself to breathe. "It's season six now," I told myself, "they're back together!" I still can't listen to this song.
Best Who Comes Up With This Shit
The answer to life's most pressing existential question (Why are we here?): for tea parties!
Best Gif in All the Canon
Scariest Gif in All the Canon
(Yes, I'm fully prepared to deal with hate mail from the Samgirls.)
My Favorite Monster
This one's a tie.
I feel like everyone abandoned him with Balthy came along. I like Balthy, I do, but he came first, you know?
And
Queer Crowley, bringer of the male-male kiss, so elusive on network television. I love you, your easy listening hits, and your "I blow with the wind" attitude. Never change, darling.
Baddest-Ass Woman
I never really thought about labeling a FAVORITE female character until recent Ruby 2.0 conversations prompted me to declare Ellen BAMF Harvelle the winner.
She's the only one who can smack Dean Winchester upside the head and get away with it.
Oh, wait...
Er, um, we don't talk about her, LOL.
Most Cringe-Inducing Scene and Not in a Good Way
Can't hate the episode, though, since it gave us such gems as "Don't objectify me."
Most Cringe-Inducing In a Good Way
You don't want to know how I labeled this one.
Best Cover Story Costume
Too many to pick from! Remember those days, guys? Can we pretty please go back to wearing costumes?
Here, have a pic of a random one:
Best Character Entrance
Most. Awesome. Entrance. Ever.
Most Painful Death(s)
Just go watch http://youtu.be/5o1xL-UotX8. Or don't. I can't. I always cry. Like, every time.
I don't even cry when Sam and Dean die. (Yeah, assbutt, because they always come back.)
Just Because This Is a Best Of List Pic
You need more Sir in your life.
But, you know, three posts now, and I haven't addressed Surrogate Mommy-Sir, aka The Awesomeness That Is Bobby. He deserves a pic, too.
He watches Tori and Dean and drinks milk. How can you not love him?
But we can't roll credits on this chick flick without a pic of what brought us all here in the first place, right?
No, not that! This: