1) It has been a long-ass time since I have written. Not that it matters ( Read more... )

Guys are so fucking weird. In more ways than one. One guy in particular ( Read more... )

So emotional:

"What I want to know, man,
why, oh whyyyyyy,
does she treat me like a snowman?"

XTC fucking rocks.

Peaks is awesome, I am averaging about $120 a shift... probably not as much as the better waitstaff but I'm fucking impressed with it. Way better than H-ford ( Read more... )

FYI: I ordered my computer and I am getting a FREE ipod mini with it! If you were wondering the status on each item, here they it is ( Read more... )

skunks run funny.

I just provided an underage drinker with booze, then returned to my home only to look at the facebook.

Things are going well. Observe ( Read more... )

Koko's getting old. She has a runny gross eye, a monstrous wart, and keeps limping. Ugh I don't like to think about it ( Read more... )

Highlights of last night/this morning ( Read more... )

"Hey! Get away from me... with all your bling." -Bill Stone.