'ello

[monstrs_r_nice]

'ello. Nice to meet yeh. Let me introduce meself, Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Call me Hagrid, everyone does. If yeh'd like to come visit, me and Fang'd be glad to see yeh. I'll make me famous rock cakes an' a nice bit'o tea. Yeh welcome whenever.

Comments

[poison_infrench]

If your rock cakes are famous, why haven't I had any yet? Or are they famous for the accuracy of their name?

[monstrs_r_nice]

I'll hav' you know professor, tha' me rock cakes hav' been praised from 'ere to Paris by anyone who's had one.

[poison_infrench]

When did someone from Paris have one? And if they didn't, I can make it so. I'm in a cake mood.

[monstrs_r_nice]

Well I'd be happy to make you some professor. Shall I bring 'em to you or would you like to stretch your legs and meet me in the grounds. I might hav' a little fella to show you. He's fond'a numbers so you should get on well.

[knittingmugwump]

Hagrid, my dear fellow, how is fang? Wonderful to see you on the scrolls. I'll be sure to pop by to have some tea as soon as I'm able.

[monstrs_r_nice]

Any time Professor Dumbledore, sir. Anytime, be glad to see yeh.