Penis, Boobies, and DVD camcorders (but not in that order).

[montgomery_zatt]

My cousin's girlfriend had her baby. I always thought that my cousin was gay, and I still do. His girlfriend is very mannish. She has the widest shoulders I've ever seen on the female form and huge gorilla hands. I hope the baby girl inherits my cousin's daintiness. There were several times I felt like picking up the baby and punching my

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[xoitoyx]

i wipe my boogers on everything!!

"Boobies"

[chelle_shay]

First I must mention how sincerely I enjoy it when grown men call them "boobies." I prefer something of the "dirty pillow" persuasion myself.
Secondly, I must admit that I'm slightly upset about this post. I thought you would have at least qualified the woman's ginormous boobs with a parenthetical reference that mine are still top of the crop. I taught you everything you don't need to know about boobies, give props where they're due.

Major props.

[montgomery_zatt]

I was thinking of you the whole time I was doing it, as I so often do and as such have become quite good at not accidentally blurting out your name.

As you recall I am the one who taught you the term "dirty pillows" for I used it once and you didn't get and then I had to remind you it is from Austin Powers. And when you see your mother I insist you tell her I said word.