I'd have to agree Joe, you are one very special boy. I got some keys cut today. You kind of lost me at "The one eyed Russian...", but I still laughed.
And in answer to your queries:
I bet no vegan has put enough thought into it to decide that swallowing is against their beliefs.
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A lot.
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No, having grown up getting picked on and teased, ugly people actually learn that beauty is on the inside, and therefore cant tell the when a really genuine person is butt ugly. Its just like that movie 'Shallow Hal'.
P.S. Thanks again Joe, for helping us move. It was a fun time while you were down!
The one eyed Russian and his sex machine wife maintain your apartment. They were cleaning out the vent to your dryer with a broom and I helped. FYI- that vent was FILTHY and hasn't been cleaned in at least 6 months. Trust me- when you see them you'll laugh even harder. I appreciate all your thoughtful responses, (please note the use of: "going steady").
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And in answer to your queries:
I bet no vegan has put enough thought into it to decide that swallowing is against their beliefs.
...
A lot.
...
No, having grown up getting picked on and teased, ugly people actually learn that beauty is on the inside, and therefore cant tell the when a really genuine person is butt ugly. Its just like that movie 'Shallow Hal'.
P.S. Thanks again Joe, for helping us move. It was a fun time while you were down!
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