Welcome to My World (spoiler alert)
Yes, I did want to see what Johnny writes about his own life. Usually I don't fangirl people at all, but if I can buy a CD from a singer whose music has given me pleasure, then I can buy Johnny's book since he has provided me with much joy.
The book showed up in this afternoon's post, rather earlier than I expected. So far I've learned - by skipping around - that his parents used to go out to parties in a haze of what was possibly an allergy-inducing admixture of Old Spice and Youth Dew. His first bf, "Alex," has blue eyes and rich parents who divorced at one point (does this fit Drew's description?). He had a cat named Shadow and a horse named Shadow (no relation). Vera Wang apparently had criticized his Olympic costumes, which is amazing to me since Johnny's self-designed costumes were vastly superior to Evan's in 2010. Those snakes were awful and they stretched out the fabric when he jumped. Ugh. Whereas Johnny's costumes were lovely and/or wildly fun and showed off his sleek little body to a T. Johnny curtseyed to Anna Wintour when he met her. Not something I'd do. I look forward instead to reading about Galina, the kind of HBIC that I like best. Also, his bicycle handles had streamers which he took shit for, so then he braided the streamers just to be even prissier.
Oh, Johnny, never change.
The book showed up in this afternoon's post, rather earlier than I expected. So far I've learned - by skipping around - that his parents used to go out to parties in a haze of what was possibly an allergy-inducing admixture of Old Spice and Youth Dew. His first bf, "Alex," has blue eyes and rich parents who divorced at one point (does this fit Drew's description?). He had a cat named Shadow and a horse named Shadow (no relation). Vera Wang apparently had criticized his Olympic costumes, which is amazing to me since Johnny's self-designed costumes were vastly superior to Evan's in 2010. Those snakes were awful and they stretched out the fabric when he jumped. Ugh. Whereas Johnny's costumes were lovely and/or wildly fun and showed off his sleek little body to a T. Johnny curtseyed to Anna Wintour when he met her. Not something I'd do. I look forward instead to reading about Galina, the kind of HBIC that I like best. Also, his bicycle handles had streamers which he took shit for, so then he braided the streamers just to be even prissier.
Oh, Johnny, never change.