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[montmorency]

If someone gives me a crack!fic prompt that inspires me, I'll write some quick Adam/Tommy crack. I love insane stuff. Part of me is thinking Viking Adam or something like that, but what else is available? Any thoughts?

This won't slow down the last chappie of Broken Open, I promise.

Come on, entertain me with a cracktastic idea!!! <3

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[poutytrout]

Adam: Fashion designer.
Tommy: Up and coming model.

All I see is an outrageous fashion show, Adam expecting rocker Tommy to walk in a million inch heels and twirl at the same time.

[montmorency]

Adam’s a good designer and he knows it; he just needs a bit more media coverage and maybe a few thousand more bucks from his parents to tide him over until he hits it big. His show isn’t in the tents in Bryant Park. He’s lucky to be in with the other up-and-coming-but-not-there-yet youngsters in a basement showroom on the Bowery

[montmorency]

Five minutes later Cam returns to find Adam on his knees in front of Tommy, strapping the second sandal on while Tommy fidgets, his foot resting on Adam’s thigh

[poutytrout]

<3<3 So much love. SO MUCH LOVE. This was hilarious. I love the image of Tommy being a prissy difficult model. He's normally so laid back that the complete 180 is splendid. Superb job haha.

[thrace_adams]

Oh I would love to see Viking Tommy or Viking Adam - either one would be awesome, you know as long as they were together LOL.

that's about all I have right now...maybe Tommy as the Viking King - Adam as his whatever ha ha ha but still Adam topping...idek where my brain goes.

I'm going now.

Oh here's another thought..

Adam is a landlord, Tommy's behind on his rent...wackiness ensues <333

[montmorency]

All great! Tommy as Viking King is appealing. Let me ponder on that one awhile.

[anonymous]

Love your suggestions. Trying to think up Viking/medieval suggestions--

Adam and Tommy as Vikings on opposing sides of a feud in Iceland. Icelanders loved feuds.

Adam as Arabic traveller who falls for Tommy the Viking.

Tommy as a water-phobic Viking, and Adam as the guy assigned to cure him.

Adam as Beowulf, Tommy as Grendel, or vice versa.

Adam as a king who heaps dragon-killing and maiden-rescuing quests on Tommy, an unwilling knight.

[montmorency]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife

[pinkmeltingpot]

Adam is a Christian Crusade's Knight in quest of the Grail. Tommy is the guide whom leads him through the desert. They don't share the same point of view about the Grail & are not from the same religion (pick whichever you want for Tommy). On their way, they slowly discover they're not so different person & fall in love (or are under each other's charm).

Maybe it's a bit TOO MUCH? But I kind of like it :p I'm in the middle of my Indiana Jones crush... ^^' Sorry if it seems too... hard, weird,... :p

[montmorency]

I like! It might be hard to do a short fic but it certainly could lead to some serious crack. :D

[montmorency]

This thing’s halfway between crack and a srs AU.The knight wasn’t precisely what King Adam had ordered. He was small of stature, slender of waist, youthful in appearance, with sun-kissed golden and features delicate enough for a woman. He looked quite striking dressed in black armor but he was barely bigger than his own sword. He appeared to be inspecting his fingernails rather than being impressed with the royal personage whose court he had entered

[montmorency]

Adam clapped his hands loudly. “Sir Thomas, the northern territory lies two days’ ride hence. Bring me good tidings and I will reward you well. Take some time to choose your prize; that can await your return

[i_glitterz]

oh Adam as the Acadian(last known serial killers) and Tommy is the Sorcerer that Adam is getting paid to kill...but the plan goes wrong because Adam was fund out and Adam captures Tommy, taking him to the surviving camp that's against the King...and trying to overthrow him..Tommy falls for Adam but has to go back to save the camp they are in or the King will come and kill everyone...before Tommy leaves, him and Adam have sex and Tommy loses his gift...Tommy returns and the King sees something wrong and challenges Tommy's power...then Adam comes and saves Tommy...kills the King...and becomes the Scorpion King because he survived from the Arrow tipped in scorpion poison that was shot into his thigh(a gift from the king)

totally got that From The Scorpion King with The Rock(sexy beast lmao)

i wanted to write this but yeah giving it to you bb...

Hugs,
Tori

[montmorency]

Going a slightly different direction if you don’t mind. That’ll leave the overall prompt still for you to write. ☺Ziiiiiiiiiip

[i_glitterz]

“Grow a pair, you big baby.”

“Shut up and cuddle me.”

LMAO thanks so much bb...this made my day...it was too cute

Hugs,
Tori

[montmorency]

Yay for laughs! Thanks :D