To all my lovely Kingwood friends ( Read more... )

Your own personal jesus ( Read more... )

and so my glorious plan failed....

and my inspiration to talk shit about ashlie left too...
I realized I'm better than to just say bad things about someone b/c they're horrible to me...
I should atleast have the decency to say it to their face if I'm gonna talk about it.

oh well

I will fucking kill you all. I will beat you to death with a sharpened stick, spit on your body, have crazy necro sex with your body, chop it up into a million pieces, cook it in a stew and feed it to all of you fucking little friends (don't forget the dog ( Read more... )

after the world's worst week of guard practice ( Read more... )

so ashlie seemed to take things pretty damn well ( Read more... )

...just wow.

and so I'm banned from Valerie's house for calling her Jimmi. Apparently her mother doesn't like people calling her that b/c she thinks it's associated with her old druggie group of friends. I don't see how I was supposed to know that. I moved here a year ago, and Valerie told me to call her that. How does that make me part of her druggie clique? ( Read more... )

3 lb box of chocolate
someone who cares enough to get you that much chocolate
and listening to the whole guard complain about not having boyfriends

my day was awesome.

I <3 you kuh. The true Mattliness is starting to show through.

how did I end up getting guilted into finding someone to work for my parents? and no I dont have "anger issues" I just think it's inappropriate for their child who has NO job or car, nor will they let get a permit or car, find someone the same basic age to do something I'm forbidden to do. When I tell them it's not my place to do this they just ( Read more... )